How would you want a girl to text you?

Yes, I owe you one post, my dear blog. However, due to time constraints I could only post one for now. Hehe...

Anyway, something random happened today. To all the guys out there, I bet you guys have had your share of saying out a list of pick up lines to girls. The ultimate goal at the end of the day is to either get her number or for the both of you to exchange numbers or for you to give her your number hoping that she'd get back to you. Some of these strategies have succeeded and some of them have failed miserably. Now, let me tell you a story of the latter.

I was walking down my apartment to meet up with my boyfriend. On the way down, I bumped into my high school friend and we had a little chat. Once the conversation was over, I continued walking. Whilst walking, I looked around and accidentally made eye contact with a guy. That was a normal occurrence that could happen to anyone one of us. When I've almost reached the gate, I was startled when suddenly, a guy called out to me. This was the dialogue:

Guy : Excuse me, miss.

Me : Erm... yes?

Guy : Here. (Handed me his business card) Kalau nak organize apa-apa, boleh lah contact ek.

Me : ............ Oh okay. Thank you.

Guy : Um, tumpang tanya. Kalau nak tau ada rumah sewa kosong kat sini, macam mana ye?

Me : Well, there's a notice board dekat dengan lift. You can get the numbers there.

Guy : Oh ye ke. I ingatkan nak cari rumah sewa kat sini.

Me : You boleh try kat maintenance office jugak. They usually have a list of siapa-siapa nak sewakan rumah dorang.

Guy : Okay. Thanks ek.

Me : Sure.

(I turned around and started to walk away. Suddenly, he called out to me again.)

Guy : Text me!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! It was so fucking funny!! How un-smooth can you be? Oh well, I went into my boyfriend's car and told him about the whole endeavor and gave him the business card. He called that guy a moron and he threw the card away later today.

Moral of the story is... asking a girl how to get phone numbers of available houses for rent with the excuse of giving her your business card and hoping that she'll text you at night, IS ONE OF THE LAMEST PICK UP LINE STRATEGIES EVER!

Cheers~ =D